1.Big Top
hi dee ho, we have a show
step right up come one come all
kiddies, bring your parents, they'll enjoy it too
we have a chinese rat, it's as big as a dog
we have the snake lady, look at em' looking at her
find yourself inside of our big top
(i wanna be the cannon ball man)
so much fun your head is gonna pop
(i wanna be the cannon ball man)
all the freaks we've got em' here
step inside nothing here to fear
but we'll need a volunteer
(i wanna be the cannon ball man)
that's right kiddies, we'll need a volunteer
so form a single file line
don't be shy, we'll need a young guy
first you'll slide your feet into this dark hole
you'll feel a small blast,and you'll land in the net
on the other side of our big top
we accept you one of us
(i am the cannon ball man)
a loving cup a loving cup
(i am the cannon ball man)
to the left the bearded clam
off to the right the skinny fat man
now step in our human cannon
(i am the cannon ball man)
hi dee ho you had a show
2.NRA
hold it, you win again, you're always right i never am
i always lose, you always win so leave me alone, champion
why do you keep carry'n on when i admitted i was wrong
let's bring this shit to an end, blow it off c'mon friend
no real attitude
no real attitude
no real attitude
no real attitude
look! up there in the sky, it's you, you're flying by
you're superman, you're the perfect man
you always win, i never can
you, you know so much,you, can tell me about myself
you can show me how to grow
tell me now what i don't know
can't you see this fucking mess
playing games like all the rest
in your mind you are right
blow it off, ＊＊＊＊ who's right
can't you see this fucking mess
playing games like all the rest
in your mind you are right blow it off, ＊＊＊＊ who's right
you, think you've heard everything there is to hear
you, think you've said everything there is to say
hold it, why do you come around
obviously you can't stand this clown
hold it, you win again, you're always right i never am
i always lose, you always win so leave me alone, champion
why do you keep carry'n on when i admitted i was wrong
let's bring this shit to an end, blow it off c'mon friend
3.American Dream
oh my grandparents had it, my parents had it too
their education consisted of elementary school
i bust my ass at a job, it don't pay off for me
a little house, wife, kid and a dog
don't make no sense for me cuz
'what ever happened to what ever happened to
my American dream
90210, 90210
somebody tell what happened to my
American dream
90210, 90210
back in el monte they landed, came in a pick up truck
they worked an honest day, didn't need no luck
everyday the men would work the women would stay at home
nowadays they both are gone, the kids are all at home alone
now that i've passed it off as dream and not reality
things are much easier, they just don't bother me
in fact i've got to say that things are pretty good
it doesn't matter to me if all these nickels are made of wood
4.Brothers Of Paul
thinking of drinking, thinking of Paul
pick up the phone and give him a call
after a few, brothers of Paul
all for one, one for all
out of beer, off to the store
on his way he runs into a whore
three say yes, two say no
all of our beer money just for a blow
brothers of Paul
he'll drink anything a bud or a coors
he'll drink anything, even if it's yours
can't be a drag, won't put up with bores
wake up in the morning with a dick full of sores
ha ha Paul you've got a dick full of sores my friend
and they're not gonna go away not today
he's always laughing so will you
people staring at him don't have a clue
sybils got it bad, Pauls no better
she won't go to sleep, cuz he might get her
5.Howard's Toad Bar
it's actually pretty hidden pal
if you didn't know it was there
you wouldn't know it was there
some people couldn't find it if it was up their ass
can't have just one, have just one
can't have just one, have just one
once your in, it's pretty trippy man
they have a black light and posters made with
fluorescent paint saying that love is...
although nobody really knows what love is
Howard himself, he's a pretty mellow dude
got a beard and a ponytail and he tells
Vietnam stories all the time
he's not sure he was there and neither am i
he's got a bunch of bean bags and candles
oh, and incense fills the air
last week moonbeam put on a potato sack
to make fun of corporate America
she laughed at herself, she thought it was funny
his hurachi sandals are the kind
with a car tire on the bottom
but they're not worn out to bad, cuz he don't drive
so belly up to the bar and grab yourself a toad
if you don't want to lick it man
hit the road
6.Get Beer
i don't want to go to work, i just wanna
get beer
you say what you want to say, i just wanna
get beer
you say that i'm a jerk, don't care
get beer
you go straight thats your quirk, i just wanna
get beer
live in your life, i'll live mine, i just wanna
get beer
i'll drink beer of any kind, i just wanna
get beer
when i drive i never swerve, i just wanna
get beer
you go straight and i'll curve, i just wanna
get beer
go to town to get some beer
oh yeah, thats what i'm doing here
you live your life so clean cut
but it's not my life thats in a rut
get beer
7.Germs
your authority
comes with a life, superiority
locked in a realm of deceit
ripped far away from reality
soon you will kneel to the masses
beg they don't take away
your authority
you've been pushing on germs like me
suddenly you have the right
to deal pain to the masses
and i know, you enjoy it
do i know, you enjoy it
yes i know, you enjoy it
i know you get high off it
and i know this germ is never gonna get it
8.Whitekap Rock
going to a backyard party tonight
Saturday night and i'm feeling alright
kats and kittens are swinging in the yard
that one there forgot her a.s.b. card
and rock, whitekap rock
oh my god whats poking through her tongue
am i getting older, or am i just dumb
i like the one with the nose and belly ring
there's no way i'm piercing my ding-a-ling
and rock, whitekap rock
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